That's what Teagan's Fleshlight is akin to—light and fluffy, like an appetizer of cocktail shrimp, or Teddy Ruxpin's feet. Lisa Ann Lisa Ann is actually one of my favorite porn stars, so I was pretty pumped to receive the closest thing I could get to her actual lady-parts. Proceed with caution, dudes; you don't want little baby Fleshlights popping out of your stomach. You know, guys, it's not easy stealthily hiding hundreds of dollars of sex toys from your co-workers and roommates. I highly suggest going on a sex toy bender. Yes, even the guy who will have intercourse with sex toys and write about it publicly can experience shame and humiliation. Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and can't believe his girlfriend still loves him after all of this.
Alissa. Age: 20.
You know, guys, it's not easy stealthily hiding hundreds of dollars of sex toys from your co-workers and roommates.
Payton. Age: 29.
YOU CAN STILL ADD MORE!
Teagan Presley Is "fluffy" too convoluted of an adjective to use whilst describing a sex toy? All Fleshlights feel pretty lifelike, let's be honest, but the realness of Jenna's Fleshlight sent me into a Vietnam-style flashback to the nether-regions of a girl I'd slept with in college. What do you give to a man who has everything?